Serenity (2019) – Review

So, about Serenity. It’s vile, it’s deplorable. So undeniably inept, that it will leave audiences in awe. That’s right folks, our bi-annual January clusterfuck has arrived! Serenity is just what you would expect from a traditional January release. A-list actors, hilarious stilted performances, and a convoluted plot that will leave you scratching your head, and […]

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Glass- Film Review

M. Night Shyamalan started his superhero legacy 19 years ago with the underrated Unbreakable, following the stories of David Dunn and Elijah Price as they each struggle with the tragedies that have befallen them. 15 years later, Split proved to be a bit of a sequel, following the deranged ramblings of the Kevin Wendall Crumb, […]

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A Dog’s Way Home – Review

Hear me out for a second. A Dog’s Way Home is one odd fucking trip. As weird as it may sound, A Dog’s Way Home may be one of the most strangest January releases we’ve had since A Dog’s Purpose. It’s a rambunctious film to say the least, one of barely any cohesiveness nor depth, […]

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The Upside – Review

  Editors Note: The Last Time David Had Viewed The Intouchables Was Back in 13′, So His General Recollection Of The Original Film Varies, Based On His Own Memory I’m personally quite the avid fan of Toledano and Nakache’s work.  Although I wouldn’t call their films masterpieces, the one thing that every Toledano and Nakache […]

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Escape Room (2019) – Review

Did anyone expect that Escape Room (2019) would be any good? If it wasn’t already a prime indicator to start with, Sony’s newest franchise starter is a dreary, constipated cluster of creative ideas which fail to resonate. In other terms, it’s a January release at it’s finest. Although Escape Room is a poorly directed, stiltedly acted […]

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